My name is Patrick and sometimes I pretend to be a dj. I am from the deep south and love fried food. I teach tennis for a living..I know...rough right? I babysit theDesperate housewives in the morning and their kids in the afternoon. I am an Auburn grad as are my parents. There is nothing better than a football saturday in auburn alabama. I am divorced and very cool with it..actually thankful. I have learned a ton in my 32 years..but not as much I would like...so please post on and i will continue to laugh at you..i mean with you...later